If I were...

If I were a month, I'd be September

(Oh September I'm falling for you~Kalai)

If I were a day of the week, I'd be a lazy Sunday

If I were a time of day, I'd be 9:00am

If I were a planet, I'd be Neptune

If I were a sea animal, I'd be an dolphin

(Cuz they live in the tropics, duh!)

If I were a direction, I'd be West

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a coffee table

If I were a liquid, I'd be coconut oil

If I were a gemstone, I'd be jade

If I were a tree, I'd be a palm

If I were a tool, I'd be a vise

If I were a flower, I'd be plumeria

If I were an element, I'd be water

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a thunder storm

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a ukulele

If I were a color, I'd be deep plum

If I were an emotion, I'd be excited

If I were a fruit, I'd be a mango

If I were a sound, I'd be a melody

If I were a car, I'd be a Range Rover

If I were a food, I'd be a smoothie

If I were a material, I'd be fleece

If I were a taste, I'd be ambrosial

If I were a scent, I'd be Island Nectar

If I were an object, I'd be an iPod

If I were a song, I'd be Sing to Me by Melissa Polinar

If I were a body part, I'd be a pair of calves

If I were a place, I'd be Santa Barbara

If I were a facial expression, I'd be a cheesy smile

If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be Vans original Eras

**********Thank you to Katy for this fun post idea!**********