Crowds
Parking lot followers; you know, the cars that follow people out to their car so that they can take their spots when they leave
Every single person who has their rides drop them off in the parking lot of our building. That parking lot is tiny as it is, and when stupid lazy people have their husbands or room mates pull in to drop them off at the door, it congests the rest of the flow of traffic. And even more importantly, there's a sign at the entrance of the parking lot that blatantly states that this lot is absolutely NOT a pick up and drop off zone. Apparently these people should get their money back from BYU, because obviously they haven't even learned to read.
HUGE 4x4 trucks that park in the compact spots. If you have a double cab truck with a 7 inch lift and 37 inch tires, you have no business even thinking about compact parking spots.
Stupid pedestrians on 700 N. They walk out into the middle of the road without even looking to see if there are any cars coming. And at night, it's 10x worse! It's like they wanna get hit. Well, one of these I'm gonna do it, and I'm gonna laugh and laugh and laugh.
975,300,000,000 handicapped parking stalls and only like 7 regular parking spots.
People who wear loads of makeup during the day, go for a 7 mile run, causing lots of sweat, but then don't shower or even wash their face before they go to bed. Then, they simply wake up in the morning and cover their already filthy face with even more makeup and comb more product through their greasy hair. SICK!!!
People who talk loudly on their phones in restaurants.
Annoying laughs
The guy who comes to the math colloquium and loads up his plate with mounds and mounds of food. This isn't an all you can eat buffet. It's light refreshments, which means, you take a couple celery sticks, and a handful of crackers...not the entire sheet of cookies and the whole gallon of milk! No Augustus. Save some room for later!
People who don't have email
Magic cards
Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky jokes
Stretch marks
People who honestly think and act like they're real vampires.
Paris Hilton
The phrases, "yadda yadda yadda" and "and what not"
The Greek food restaurant
The song Christmas Shoes..."Sir, I wanna buy these shoes for my mama, please." I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
8 year olds with cell phones
People who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Gross!
Charging $25.97 for shipping on an item that cost $1.23
Extreme PDA
Forwarded chain letter email messages, "Bloody Mary will appear at your bedside tonight if you don't forward this on to 19 people!"
Fees to use other banks' ATMs
People who say Nordstroms, it's Nordstrom
Horchata
Thinking your child is cuter than mine
People who don't send or receive text messages. Texting is the way of the future.
Hyperactive, rambunctious, or naughty children and oblivious parents
Paying 25 cents for extra salad dressing
The entire state of Tennessee
Getting in line at Walmart only to discover that the cashier about to ring you up is completely incompetent, has bad b.o., and/or can't speak English
Walmart
Flies that get stuck in a room of your house and can't find their way out. They simply fly around the light fixture, buzzing away and bothering the hell out of you.
The M word (If you don't know what that is, too bad. You just better make sure you don't say it around me. It gives me the chills just thinking about it. Hint: it's not brooch, but that came in as a close second.)
Skinny girls...actually, anyone smaller than a size 10
Wearing socks with any type of sandals
Toyota Scions...the toaster looking ones
Summer sales and multilevel marketing companies
People who don't know how to Ebay and place their bids 5 days before the auction ends, driving up the cost of the item
Hannah Montana
32oz Monster energy drinks...that's just ridiculous
Baby clothes with stupid characters plastered all over
Unqualified officials that ref intramural sports
Puppy and baby haters and flower burners
*******
This, of course, is a very brief list. Check back for more updates.