Things That Must Go

Inspired by Jimmy, ergo X96, I present my list of things that must go.

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People who stop to talk or stand right in the middle of the walkway or at the top or bottom of stairs and cause a traffic jam. Is it really that difficult to move five feet to the left or right and clear up the walkway for everyone else to conveniently pass?

People who don't send or receive text messages. Texting is the way of the future.
Hyperactive, rambunctious, or naughty children and oblivious parents

Paying 25 cents for extra salad dressing

The entire state of Tennessee

Getting in line at Walmart only to discover that the cashier about to ring you up is completely incompetent, has bad b.o., and/or can't speak English

Walmart

Flies that get stuck in a room of your house and can't find their way out. They simply fly around the light fixture, buzzing away and bothering the hell out of you.

The M word (If you don't know what that is, too bad. You just better make sure you don't say it around me. It gives me the chills just thinking about it. Hint: it's not brooch, but that came in as a close second.)

Skinny girls...actually, anyone smaller than a size 10

Wearing socks with any type of sandals

Toyota Scions...the toaster looking ones

Summer sales and multilevel marketing companies

People who don't know how to Ebay and place their bids 5 days before the auction ends, driving up the cost of the item

Hannah Montana

32oz Monster energy drinks...that's just ridiculous

Baby clothes with stupid characters plastered all over

Unqualified officials that ref intramural sports

Puppy and baby haters and flower burners

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This, of course, is a very brief list. Check back for more updates.