
Had a wonderful Christmas this year...as if I expected any different.


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3) Sister Wives is the most disgusting, most revolting, and most barfiest show of all time. I can't stop watching it.
Dear Mr. Jesus, I just had to write to you
Something really scared me, when I saw it on the news
A story 'bout a little girl beaten black and blue
Jesus, thought I'd take this right to you
Dear Mr. Jesus, I don't understand
Why they took her mom and dad away
I know that they don't mean to hit with wild and angry hands
Tell them just how big they are I pray
Please don't let them hurt your children
We need love and shelter from the storm
Please don't let them hurt your children
Won't you keep us safe and warm
Dear Mr. Jesus, they say that she may die
Oh I hope the doctors stop the pain
I know that you could save her and take her up to the sky
So she would never have to hurt again
Please don't let them hurt your children..
Dear Mr. Jesus, please tell me what to do
And please don't tell my daddy
But my mommy hits me, too.
Please don't let them hurt your children...
WTF?? Seriously?!?! I don't even know where to begin or if I even should. The most ridicu
lous part about this song? Not the choir of children singing the chorus or the Aaron Neville wannabe doing annoying scale runs in the background. Not even the off-pitch child pretending to cry and sniffle as she's reading her letter to Jesus. No. It's the fact that people have websites DEVOTED to this song!!
Yeah, when I was Googling the song for the lyrics, I came across tons of websites saying how this song "tugged at my heartstrings," "changed my life," and "inspired me to adopt 17 orphan children." And of course, each page was flanked by pictures of cheesy cherubs, angels, and little kids praying.
These are probably the same people who love the song "Christmas Shoes."
**shudders**

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It's shaping up to be a pretty sporty Christmas.
First and foremost, I'm hoping for donations to my fundraising campaign for the Leukemia & Lymphma Society. Your tax deductible donation can be made onlne, easily and securely, by visiting my fundraising page:
http://pages.teamintraining.org/ut/ogden10/cschoenroc
Thanks in advance for any and all donations! Each contribution, no matter how small, has life saving potential.
And the meat of my Christmas list looks like this...
Winter running tights so I'll look like a legit runner ; ) and so my buns will stay roasty toasty during frigid temperatures

Calf/shin compression sleeves to aid in recovery after shin splints threaten to burn my legs right off
Gu Energy Gel that I'll pound back every 45 minutes during my run to stay energized and hydrated so I don't die...like I almost did yesterday cuz I didn't eat or drink anything before I ran
Wind and water resistant jacket cuz I'm not about to get rained on
A high impact, full support, encapsulated sports bra to hold my boobies down so they don't bounce around and hit me in my face or cause men to get in car wrecks - I ain't no home wrecker.
A subscription to Health Magazine so I can keep both my body and mind fit...and so I can keep up on diet and fitness trends
Running shoes, which my wonderful husband already bought me. Aren't they beautiful?! Tell ya what, they feel like heaven!

And for the record, Santa, I've been an awefully good girl! So hurry down my chimney tonight!

After the gift exchange, we trucked up to Thanksgiving Point to see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. If you plan on seeing it, I suggest you take a box of Kleenex. With that being said, my Christmas surprisingly ended in tears!







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, like I said, we should be giving of ourselves anyways, not of our wallets. So this year, I'm gonna give you unconditional love and adoration as a gift. Now isn't that more satisfying than a new Range Rover? We're already in it for the long haul, time and all eternity. So instead of buying you any gifts, I'm just gonna remind you of the most important gift you
could ever have and wish for...ME!!! The woman who bore your child after a miserable and whiny pregnancy. The woman who has worse bawdy humor than most men you know. The woman who bought massage oil, vowing to give you a back rub, but who has yet to live up to that promise. The woman who forces you to play board games with the family.