Being broke
Cheesy Christmas movies on Lifetime
Car wreaths
Traffic
CrowdsInflatable yard decorations
Trees covered with globs of tinsel
The "Christmas Shoes" song
Obligatory gift exchanges
Egg nog
Being broke
The hassle of writing and mailing out Christmas cards
Insomnia on Christmas Eve
Sluzzy girls who think it's cute and clever to dress up as "Santa's Sexy Helpers"
Being broke
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