6.10.2010

Hell to the No

Surfing through blogs, I came across a fashion blog called Street Peeper. It's kind of like The Sartorialist in that it captures fashion from real life people, right off the streets.

I was cruising through Street Peeper, rather enjoying the conglomeration of fashion when I came across this little number


And this was the description:
DJ Mike Nouveau at his Soho Grand BBQ in a black RICK OWENS top with a pleated black COMME DES GARCONS man-skirt and a pair of black GIVENCHY sandals.

WHAT?!?!?

THE?!?!?!

HELL?!?!?!?

A man skirt?!?!? What in the what?!?!?

I don't care if it's Comme des Garcons and probably cost more than my cesarean section. Unless you're Scottish, no straight man has any business wearing a skirt.

If you're gonna wear a skirt, you'd better have your face painted up like Highlander or you'd better be donning a wig, mascara, and stripper heels in preparation of joining Ru Paul on the runway. (Sache chante!)

A man skirt. Who the hell do you think you are, DJ Nouveau?!

4 comments:

Shauna said...

i love you Cal. Serious. NAIL ON THE HEAD.

Nikki Neurotic said...

Um, well, girls where boys pants right?

haha, just kidding. That's just not right. A shame because he is pretty cute otherwise.

Elaine said...

What's wrong with a little breeze between the man legs?? ;)

As for the orange booties... To me they look like swollen ankles in a paper bag...ha!

clothed much, a modest fashion blog

Gnetch said...

Very appropriate title. HELL TO THE NO. I mean, a man skirt? Really. Ew.