Ping Pong Dalliwang Baguette

As I'm still trying to collect and organize all our cruise pictures, I thought I'd post something superfluous. (As if any of my posts are ever superfluous.)

My family is a big advocate of inventing new words. The best part about it is that often, other people start picking up on our words and phrases and start integrating them into their own vocabulary.

I thought I'd list some of our favorites, currently in use by myself, my family, and our friends. The definitions for each word isn't very strict as many words have multiple meanings and can be used at the speakers' own discretion. Also, some words are interchangeable. I'll try to group those together that can be used in the same context. Lastly, some words are real words, but we just choose to pronounce them differently. Feel free to add to the list!!!

1. bajunga: any nasty thing, often used to refer to that sick taste in your mouth accompanied by morning breath
2. brawl: not a fight...think of a boobie holder, but with a wl on the end
3. doo doo slush: any mucky, gunky kind of mess; during a family home evening lesson, the dog threw up right below Mom's construction paper cut-outs of the three degrees of glory. The pile of dog barf was dubbed Doo Doo Slush Island, aka, Outer Darkness.
4. hangabur: hamburger
5. ping pong dalliwang [desired item]: phrase similar to "Yo quiero Taco Bell" used to ask for something that you want
6. pachuga fruga, baluca, poop scotch: names used to call someone when they're being dumb or incorrigible
   
7. angry gumball: stolen from an Extra gum commercial; name used to call someone who is pouting for a silly reason or is in a bad mood
8. restauranc: yup, restaurant with a c
9. Roldemort: who Ryan turns in to when he's being mean or ornery
   
10. drawl: not as in Southern; it's just draw with an l
11. butt sac: liken unto calling someone a dick, however, it's lately been used to refer to Baby's diaper
12. panooch: often used as a synonym for weiner
13. slippahs: flip-flops; Hawaiian Pidgin
    
14. blash: crash, flash, and smash all rolled up into one
15. pocalick: popscicle
16. regaler: regular
    
17. burninate: burn
18. nakin: napkin
19. fingers and grabbies: when babies grab things they're not supposed to
    
20. cucky: gross, nasty, yucky; derived from Spanish, caca
21. jihad: yes
22. "This is my [item]. This is totally my [item].": used to claim ownership; Hot Rod
    
23. pregnatoed: pregnant
24. soogie, poogie, doogie: terms of endearment used to refer to Baby
    
25. meow: can be used in any context and to mean absolutely anything; also can be used as a prefix or suffix, ie. meowtastic, Guitar Meowro, plowmeow
    
26. "I'll believe it when I see it, muchacho.": said when you're skeptical of something; Hot Rod
    
27. texticle: text message
28. lefticle: left
29. "Hangabur and rice! Hangabur and rice!": an exclamatory statement used to get people's attention
    
30. tampalones: tampon
31. fugee face: an extremely frowny face; Children of Men
    
32. freakin' guy: used to bring attention to a person who does something audacious, dumb, or retarded
33. "Get that [undesireable item] outta my face!": in the words of a famous lucha libre, used to demand the removal of an item from your presence or surroundings
34. baist: best
35. ride-a-tron: ghost on Halo 3; also a wheelie cooler used to take babies on rides
36. poo nugget: surprisingly, a term of endearment as used by Ryan to refer to me and Baby
37. boogie eye: scary face made by Jordy-Chris
38. bucky: buck teeth
39. uz: the verbal equivilent of rolling your eyes
40. twenty years: taking forever, took too long
41. E-abum-E-abum-E-abum: E-I-E-I-O
42. "[Verb] it! [Verb] it or I'll break it off!": demanding someone or to do something; Liar Liar
    
43. wassat: what's that
44. wairgo: where'd it go
45. coo me: excuse me
46. buttle: butt hole
47. shrimp toes/cocktoes: apparently my toes look like shrimp cocktail
48. sangwich: sandwich
49. good jarb: good job; homestarrunner.com
50. pau: finished, done; Hawaiian