This morning before church, I was giving Lollers a bath. It was time to soap down. This was the ensuing conversation.Me: "Ok, I need to wash your privates."
Lollers: "But I have a wiener like Daddy."
Me: "Ummmm, what?"
Lollers: "A wiener."
"Whhhyyyy???"
"Just for pretend."
"But whhhhyyyy?!"
"Because I want my name to be Jake, and Jake is a boy."
"But you're a girl."
"But Jake is a boy."
"But your name is Lalea, and you're a girl."
"I like Jake better."
"Too bad. You're name is Lalea, you're a girl, and you don't talk about wieners."
Gone are the days of walking around the house naked and free. I think Lollers is a little too aware of what's going on. Dang.
3 comments:
you sure shes not going to tell you she was born in the wrong sex body when shes 20 and go on a talk show about it?HAHAHA im obviously kidding.
Hahaha! Kids say the darnest things. So cute.
You wouldn't even let her pretend?? You're no fun! lol
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